can’t hear the haters
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
harold darling don’t even talk to me until ive had my morning cup of coffee
FACEBOOK FIGHTS »»»»»»
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'
when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
I love how ice skaters finish their moves because it’s always like
look what the fuck i just did
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it